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An irreverent mini epic comedy, The Kid Who Kicked Ass is a touching and satiric coming-of-age story about a "boy" who learns life's greatest (funniest) lessons by laughing after (and during) tragedy in narrating a witty and wacky story about the true meaning of friendship, family and character. Phoenix tells a timeless tale about a young modern day hero.When Phoenix's sisAn irreverent mini epic comedy, The Kid Who Kicked Ass is a touching and satiric coming-of-age story about a "boy" who learns life's greatest (funniest) lessons by laughing after (and during) tragedy in narrating a witty and wacky story about the true meaning of friendship, family and character. Phoenix tells a timeless tale about a young modern day hero.When Phoenix's sister is kidnapped, he sets out on an epic journey to rescue her. Before long, he needs help himself. (no snacks) Ironically, he meets a boy whose father is missing and is in deep trouble. Phoenix is torn.Will it be too late for his sister?Before Phoenix reaches his goal (men's fatness cover?), he must fight the threats of kidnapping, gun battles, homelessness, cobras, bad dreams, starvation, family drama, emotional meltdowns, airline mishaps, nosy neighbors and nerves of jello.Will Phoenix's insecurities and guilt doom the chances of a successful rescue of his sister? (and free dinner at Olive Pit Garden)Will his fear of rejection seal his sister's fate? (another cake walk)Will the power of redemption reunite Phoenix with his sister? (where's Oprah?) Will love of his sister overcome his anger of himself and hatred of others? (except on Halloween) Outside forces are not Phoenix's biggest roadblocks. His greatest obstacle is himself. (ditch the mirror) Phoenix learns more about himself through his journey than he can ever learn by watching a Friends episode. (or Cops)Family is forever. (hey, misery loves company) Friendship is random and fateful. (enemies too) Passion is more than just Starbucks iced tea. (venti please) Failure is life's best teacher. (sorry Harvard) Laughter is key. (be your own locksmith)A comedic adventure that will keep you on your toe. (nails) If you're a fan of John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, The Simpsons, Family Guy or South Park, you'll love this book. (enough to get hitched - I do...think):-...

Title : The Kid Who Kicked Ass
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ISBN : 11728457
Format Type : Kindle Edition
Number of Pages : 362 Pages
Status : Available For Download
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The Kid Who Kicked Ass Reviews

  • Cindy
    2018-12-02 03:52

    This is an amazing story of family and friendship told through a kid's eye. But it's not for kids. The humor is non-stop funny. It pokes fun at a lot of things including celebrities and politicos.At its heart, friendship is an unifying theme that I took away from reading it. The value and meaning of having friends and losing them. I recommend it to anyone who's ever lost someone - or not. I didn't expect to like it so much. I laughed and laughed through the whole book.