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Yes China! is a funny, self-deprecating, and brutally honest travelogue/memoir about teaching English in modern China. The author, an American fish out of water, shares a unique perspective on the Chinese classroom as well as what it's like growing up post Mormonism and how living abroad helped him overcome those insecurities.If you have a sense of humor (seriously, that pYes China! is a funny, self-deprecating, and brutally honest travelogue/memoir about teaching English in modern China. The author, an American fish out of water, shares a unique perspective on the Chinese classroom as well as what it's like growing up post Mormonism and how living abroad helped him overcome those insecurities.If you have a sense of humor (seriously, that part's important) and any interest in what it's like to teach English in China, then this book is for you. Nielsen describes in vivid detail moments from his elementary, middle school, and adult training school classes, warts and all. He does not shy away from including his own embarrassments, frustrations, and shortcomings, but through those trials and errors, a love is born.Nielsen first went to China in 2005 as an immature, 21-year old college dropout and newly ex-Mormon. With no prior teaching experience and no understanding of the Chinese language or China in general, he was absolutely ill-prepared. But over the next five years, he continued to make more trips to China, signing up for more teaching stints in other cities, slowly maturing and coming to appreciate what it is that China could teach him. Because, obviously, he couldn't teach China....

Title : Yes China! An English Teacher's Love-Hate Relationship with a Foreign Country
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Yes China! An English Teacher's Love-Hate Relationship with a Foreign Country Reviews

  • Lloyd Lofthouse
    2019-03-11 21:07

    In 1949, China's peasantry, more than 85% of the population, was still largely individualistic, illiterate, superstitious and lived in extreme poverty. Fast forward to the early 21st century and we may understand how much China has changed in the sixty-three years since then. Today, more than 90% are literate and learning English is mandatory in China's public schools."Yes China" by Clark Nielsen is an honest memoir written by a young American going to China to teach English in an alien and foreign culture. Nielsen pulls no punches in describing himself and his experiences teaching ESL in China, and is not shy when it comes to scorching himself and his former religion in the process.In fact, his vivid descriptions of teaching in China reminded me of my three decades as an English and Journalism teacher in US public schools.In the late 1970s, I worked as a substitute teacher and the descriptions of the first classes Nielsen taught reminded me too much of the American grade school, then middle school and eventually high school students I taught 1975 - 2005.For example, in 1977, I was a substitute teacher in Southern California and as the fifth-grade students I taught one day—and never to see again—flooded into the classroom at the beginning of school, one boy saw me, squealed "Sub!" and then started to chase and pummel other students while knocking over desks as if having a substitute teacher was a ticket to mayhem.I suspect that the young Chinese students Nielsen first taught may have had similar thoughts when they saw his foreign face.Like Nielsen, I had classes I loved to teach and others I hated to face each day, and this went on for the thirty years I was a classroom teacher.I hate to say this but the old phrase, "kids will be kids" has a ring of truth to it even though I hate hearing it since many parents seem to use it as an excuse to do nothing to correct unacceptable behavior. From Nielsen's vivid descriptions of the behavior of Chinese grade-school students, I discovered that there is little difference between America's children and China's — it seems that "kids will be kids" in any country/culture if the parents allow them to behave as if they were wild animals and/or barbarians.However, similar to my experience as a teacher, Nielsen also found gold in some of his students. In fact, the last semester he taught in China, he fought back tears as he said goodbye to one of his good classes.There are also vivid scenes, from his foreign perspective, of what it must be like to live and work in a developing country where more than a billion people still live in poverty. Before 1949, the average life span in China was age thirty-five. When Nielsen arrived to teach ESL, that number had changed drastically. Today, the average lifespan is 73, and less than 3% live in severe poverty.China is a developing country on steroids and Nielsen's experiences in China reflect that. For this reason, when wanting to discover what it is like to move from a Western culture such as America's to an alien and foreign land, it is best to read more than one memoir on that subject for a better perspective.For example, I found "Yes China" an interesting contrast to Janet Elaine Smith's memoir, "Rebel With a Cause". While Nielson rejected and abandons his Mormon religion, Smith went abroad to spend nine years as an evangelical missionary in Venezuela. She was not a Mormon and her motives were almost the exact opposite of Nielsen's.Before becoming an expatriate, Smith worked with Native Americans and Latinos in the US, so the culture shock was not as great, and Nielsen did not work with people living in extreme poverty as Smith did.However, Smith was not prepared for the extreme poverty of most of the people the mission she was with were serving, and, unlike Nielsen, she used teaching English to become more of a part of the culture.Smith was "warned" by her superiors not to minister to the wealthy class, as they would never accept the gospel. Nielsen probably worked mostly with children of middle class and wealth parents in urban China.When Smith was approached by a bank president, a physician, a teacher and a government officer to teach them English, she took the open door as a "sign" from God and defied the orders and held free English classes out of her home.For a richer experience and to understand the culture she was living in, she exchanged the English lessons for Spanish classes to help her learn the local vernacular of Spanish and the customs of the Venezuelan people—something Nielsen and most Western/American ESL teachers in China do not do. Instead, they arrive in China ready to criticize anything different that does not fit the Western lifestyle they are used to.For Smith, this different attitude paid off. Later, when Smith needed help for paper work, cashing checks, medical care, etc. Venezuelans were available to help her, while her American Evangelical overseers struggled trying to find such help.Although Nielsen meets his future wife in China—a Chinese citizen—and they both live in Utah today, I doubt that he truly understood or embraced the Chinese culture as Smith did in Venezuela due to the differences in how they approached their experiences as expatriates teaching English in a foreign land—a developing and/or third world country, which is very different from being a citizen in North America. In Smith's memoir, I do not sense the love-hate relationship that Nielsen had with China. He seems to have no purpose for going there to teach English other than some need to rebel and escape Mormon Utah where he grew up.In fact, Nielsen's passages that paint an unflattering picture of Mormonism reveal his true motive for going to China. I felt as if Nielsen fled to China to escape the reaction of his Mormon friends and peers after he let them know he wasn't going to go out as a missionary, which is expected of all Mormons, and in spite of himself, once he arrived in China, he found more acceptance from the Chinese than he did in Utah. After all, he came home with a Chinese wife and that was not the reason he went to China.I enjoyed reading Nielsen's memoir and found myself laughing at his misadventures while teaching ESL in China. In addition, on his days off and during vacation time from teaching, he traveled about the country as more than a tourist but less than someone like Janet Elaine Smith who found a way reach across the culture gap and accept and understand the differences that exist.Another book I recommend is Tom Carter's "China: Portrait of a People", which shows his experiences in China in mostly pictures with some text. Carter, like Nielsen, taught ESL in China and then married a Chinese citizen, but Carter is still working in China. In addition, he visited, often on foot, every province of China and took thousands of photos of his two year epic journey."Eating Smoke" by Chris Thrall is another recommended expatriate memoir taking place in China.Four books/memoirs of expatriates in developing countries with four very different stories, motives and perspectives.

  • Dallas
    2019-02-18 22:54

    I really loved this book. I don’t know what is so entertaining about someone being hassled by a classroom full of Chinese kids, but something about it is pretty amusing.One example of what I like in the book: Nielsen does an activity on the board where he writes "I ___ YOU" on the board and asks students to name a word they could fill in the blank with. “Knife!” shouts one of the students immediately. “I knife you? Uh.. I guess you could say that.”But while his students range from endearing to amusing to annoying, the book isn’t about making fun of “Engrish” or belittling English learners—Nielsen is a lot harder on himself in the book than he is on his students—it’s about the things that Nielsen learned being in a foreign country and away from his family and friends for the first time.I would definitely recommend this book to anyone considering teaching English in a foreign country, or a young person who wants to live in China for a while, or anyone who has visited Asia and will get a good laugh as they remember the first time they celebrated an American holiday overseas or had to use a public restroom that they weren’t prepared for.I'd also recommend it to those who like the writing style of Bill Bryson, author of "A Walk in the Woods".

  • Darlene
    2019-03-01 19:03

    Yay! I am a winner in the GoodReads First-Reads giveaway! And I have received this great book. It will take me a while to get through due to the font (these old eyes!) but I am sure I will love it! Thanks!Having looked at the book more carefully, I notice that the font is so light and small on a very white background. So I am going to pass this on to a friend and buy the Kindle version. Thanks again!* * *I just finished reading Yes China! I read it on my Kindle and gave the won, actual paperback to my friends. They have done extensive traveling and both are teachers in their own right. What they are missing that my experience includes is three sons. The geekier of my sons happens to be a Clark, also. He is very into the video games and has been the IT division of the family. I could see him going through some of the same situations.Add to my feelings of association, I felt myself directly relating. I have taught vacation bible school and Sunday School. I didn't like it. I felt lost and couldn't feel any control over the classes. When I went to teach at a non-Christian school to older beings, it was much easier. I was able to teach things I was interested in and the students seemed to let me. There were fewer control issues. So as Mr. Clock went through his own personal Hell, I could say, 'Yes-uh!' I know that feeling!I meandered over to Mr. Nielsen's website after he made me go on the computer to look up: Jiuzhaigou (gorgeous!). I like seeing that the story continued. I think when my friends are done reading the paperback, I will pass it on to Clark.

  • Barbara
    2019-02-21 18:54

    Not worth the read!!! I read to page 106. At first I thought, 'how in the heck did this mature white dude, who had nothing to do, get accepted as a teacher, without qualifying???? Then he laughs and jokes about how stupid he is, and not prepared at all to fulfil his obligation to this 3rd world country... I like someone who can laugh at themselves but this was way beyond that. His stories are at a level that is not interesting to me. I do not find it humorous to not being able to do the job you were hired to do. I would not read this, unless you like stupid comics.

  • Joann
    2019-03-10 03:15

    Well, this was one book I just couldn't get into. I read PRETTY WOMAN SPITTING BY LEANNA ADAMS and really enjoyed reading about her experience of teaching in China. I don't want to hurt the author's feelings but I just didn't enjoy this book and the style of writing was annoying. Just not my personal cup of tea.

  • Jill Dobbe
    2019-03-06 21:16

    As an overseas educator of 20 years, I loved the humor and could so relate on so many levels. There are so many good reasons to live/teach/work with other cultures overseas and "Clock" Nielsen portrayed them well. A good read for educators and travelers, but also for anyone who loves humor and adventure.

  • Shanelle
    2019-02-28 21:17

    This was written by a friend of mine that I taught English in China with. Just FYI there is some language and some negative views about mormonism in it. Overall, it was a well written book and hilarious, and a good eye opener to look at a culture that is so completely different than ours. It reallu brought back a lot of memories of my time there.

  • Lara
    2019-03-11 19:01

    it's always fun to read another's perspective on a similar experience

  • Jenna
    2019-03-05 03:03

    So much complaining, I couldn't finish it.

  • Paul
    2019-02-24 03:07

    Interesting if you are considering this type of experience. Not the most enticing or adventurous type of book.

  • Alison
    2019-03-06 00:00

    kindle - travel stories